[His head's spinning. He might just faint. Their little boy's all grown up and getting physical with important political figures; exactly the opposite of what he should probably do. Anders is so proud.]
Of course we did, it was to plan, just maybe not so quickly to plan.
[He seems to think a moment but then shrugs.]
She seems nice enough and she's likely had experience dealing with Cole, so it's not like she doesn't know what she's getting into.
And if there's anything his education was lacking, it was the joys of kissing and breasts; breasts are very nice.
Almost worked a little too well, huh? [Now it's time to scramble and impart information about mortal romance and love and all that jazz. Justice has to be familiar with the act of sex. The basics, at least, if not the nuances.]
She seems well aware. Enough that she was a little miffed by my questioning her about what was going on, but I'd rather be overly cautious and risk offending her a bit than the opposite and risk Justice getting hurt. [Leilani's fine now, so it wasn't a lasting wound. Just a temporary scuff on the pride.]
Not too much. Leilani stopped things before they got too far, which I'm glad. And he and I got into a discussion about why mortals might feel a little deflated if you have no reaction to seeing them naked.
Oh good, I'm glad you took care of that part first, I was dreading the thought I might have to. [He probably wouldn't have been as deleicate with it as Riona had likely been.
Luckily, neither of them are there right now, because Anders laughs. It was that horrible sort of funny that you knew you were having at another's expense...but also wasn't all that sorry for.]
Yes, I can imagine they were both a little...confused. [He gives her a shit-eating grin.] Never thought we'd be parenting a child together, but here we are. How are you holding up on those types of talks? Personally, I have zero issue telling him everything he needs to know on how to pleasure a woman.
[Remember how Anders was a lech when you met him, Riona? He's still a lech.]
[It really is like parenting and raising a child together, in a weird, completely ridiculous way. The world's biggest, most mature, but in some ways most clueless not-child. She snorts as he laughs, because yes it's kind of awful and insulting but honestly, with some of the crap they have to explain to him, they've earned a right to laugh. In private.]
Here we are, indeed. Feels like yesterday he was just learning how to talk to people. And now he's kissing women. [Wistful sigh.] As for the talks, well, I can impart some knowledge to him but some of it might come better from a man's perspective. [There's a little laugh; she remembers those days well, and she has no doubt he's got a lot to impart.] Especially in regards to his, ah, manhood. I won't be much help with that.
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[His head's spinning. He might just faint. Their little boy's all grown up and getting physical with important political figures; exactly the opposite of what he should probably do. Anders is so proud.]
Of course we did, it was to plan, just maybe not so quickly to plan.
[He seems to think a moment but then shrugs.]
She seems nice enough and she's likely had experience dealing with Cole, so it's not like she doesn't know what she's getting into.
And if there's anything his education was lacking, it was the joys of kissing and breasts; breasts are very nice.
Did he tell you anything else about it?
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She seems well aware. Enough that she was a little miffed by my questioning her about what was going on, but I'd rather be overly cautious and risk offending her a bit than the opposite and risk Justice getting hurt. [Leilani's fine now, so it wasn't a lasting wound. Just a temporary scuff on the pride.]
Not too much. Leilani stopped things before they got too far, which I'm glad. And he and I got into a discussion about why mortals might feel a little deflated if you have no reaction to seeing them naked.
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Luckily, neither of them are there right now, because Anders laughs. It was that horrible sort of funny that you knew you were having at another's expense...but also wasn't all that sorry for.]
Yes, I can imagine they were both a little...confused. [He gives her a shit-eating grin.] Never thought we'd be parenting a child together, but here we are. How are you holding up on those types of talks? Personally, I have zero issue telling him everything he needs to know on how to pleasure a woman.
[Remember how Anders was a lech when you met him, Riona? He's still a lech.]
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Here we are, indeed. Feels like yesterday he was just learning how to talk to people. And now he's kissing women. [Wistful sigh.] As for the talks, well, I can impart some knowledge to him but some of it might come better from a man's perspective. [There's a little laugh; she remembers those days well, and she has no doubt he's got a lot to impart.] Especially in regards to his, ah, manhood. I won't be much help with that.