[Of the options he can think of, this seems the least distasteful. Festival sits before the camera dressed neatly, fur recently prestidigitated clean and shiny to make the best impression he can.]

Good afternoon, sir. I understand you run the, ah, Sanctuary? A place for magic users. Though I am but a humble musician, I have dabbled in magic and I am interested in a volunteer position. You'll find me a good worker usually.

Ah! Right. My name is Festival.