[It really is like parenting and raising a child together, in a weird, completely ridiculous way. The world's biggest, most mature, but in some ways most clueless not-child. She snorts as he laughs, because yes it's kind of awful and insulting but honestly, with some of the crap they have to explain to him, they've earned a right to laugh. In private.]

Here we are, indeed. Feels like yesterday he was just learning how to talk to people. And now he's kissing women. [Wistful sigh.] As for the talks, well, I can impart some knowledge to him but some of it might come better from a man's perspective. [There's a little laugh; she remembers those days well, and she has no doubt he's got a lot to impart.] Especially in regards to his, ah, manhood. I won't be much help with that.